Get Off My Farm!

Mission briefing

Protect your farm from relentless waves of mutant pests in this action-packed defense shooter! Your quiet farmland is swarmed by strange and dangerous creatures, and only your guns and quick reflexes can keep them away from your crops. Blast through incoming enemies and pick up temporary power-ups along the way — rapid-fire shots, explosive ammo, health refills, or extra energy for your electric fence. Survive enough waves and the stage ends, giving you a choice of random upgrades: unlock new weapons, call in a crop duster airstrike, slow down enemy hordes, attract power-ups with a magnet, and more. As you advance, new heroes with unique styles and abilities become available. Every run feels fresh thanks to randomized upgrades and ever-growing chaos. Can you hold the line and prove yourself as the ultimate defender of the farm?

Field manual

Use arrow keys or WASD to move your character across the farm. On mobile, swipe the screen to move. Your weapon fires automatically, so just focus on dodging and aiming.

Launch orders: press Launch mission above and the game loads on this page itself — nothing downloads and no form stands between you and the first move. It is designed for a landscape (wide) screen and takes its orders from mouse, keyboard or touch, depending on the mission. It is built wide, for a landscape screen — rotate a phone sideways, or give it a tablet or monitor to stretch out on. If it offers a fullscreen control, use it — a fight this size deserves the whole screen.

Field notes for action operations

• First run is reconnaissance. Spend it learning where the danger actually spawns from instead of chasing a score — most action games announce their patterns honestly in the opening minute, then repeat them with worse manners.
• Movement is a defensive stat. A moving target at half health outlives a stationary one at full health in nearly every game on this board, so keep relocating between shots, strikes and reloads.
• Learn the exit before the entrance closes. In arena and chase games alike, the players who survive longest are the ones who noticed the second doorway while everyone else was watching the first.

Get Off My Farm! — questions from the ranks

What does it cost to play Get Off My Farm!?

Nothing at all. The mission is free from the first order to the last — no sign-up, no download, no paid tier guarding the good levels. The advertising around this page is what keeps the board free.

What sort of mission is Get Off My Farm!?

Get Off My Farm! is filed in our Action theatre. Like every operation on this board, it is a browser game — read the briefing above for the publisher's own account of what you are deploying into.

Can I run Get Off My Farm! on a phone or tablet?

Yes. It plays in the browser on phones and tablets exactly as it does on a computer. It is built wide, for a landscape screen — rotate a phone sideways, or give it a tablet or monitor to stretch out on.

Do I have to install anything before playing?

No installation of any kind. Get Off My Farm! is an HTML5 game: press the launch button and it loads on this page, and closing the tab leaves nothing behind.

After-action

Mission complete, or still pinned down? The full Action theatre is one click away — The main hall of the board: 469 operations where something is always moving, exploding, escaping or being chased. If a game has a pulse and a problem, it is probably filed here.