Ragdoll Football

Mission briefing

Ragdoll Football is wild arcade soccer with ZERO gravity! Your goofy yet lovable ragdoll player floats, tumbles and flies across the arena to smash the ball into the opponent's goal. Every match lasts just 60 seconds and bursts with silly physics, flashy special strikes and surprise modifiers — giant ball, bouncy ball, huge goals, currents and more. No boring rounds, ever! Win cups in Tournament mode, climb the ranked ladder in 1v1 Duels, unlock dozens of characters, balls and arenas, complete daily quests and storm the leaderboards. Easy controls, instant fun and endless replayable chaos — drop in for a minute and stay for hours.

Field manual

• Fly — drag on the screen (WASD or arrows on PC): move in any direction in zero-g. • Dash-Strike — tap the screen (Space or J on PC): a quick dash that kicks the ball and knocks the rival away. • Brake & Trap — hold (Shift or K on PC): stop fast and catch the ball. • Special — when the meter is full, unleash your hero's signature power strike.

Launch orders: press Launch mission above and the game loads on this page itself — nothing downloads and no form stands between you and the first move. It is designed for a landscape (wide) screen and takes its orders from mouse, keyboard or touch, depending on the mission. It is built wide, for a landscape screen — rotate a phone sideways, or give it a tablet or monitor to stretch out on. If it offers a fullscreen control, use it — a fight this size deserves the whole screen.

Field notes for multiplayer operations

• The first match against strangers is tuition. You are not there to win it; you are there to learn the map, the pacing and what the regulars do that the tutorial never mentioned.
• Ping and position beat raw aim. A stable connection and a sensible place to stand will win you more rounds than any sensitivity setting ever published.
• Rematch the player who beat you cleanly. Queues are random, but lessons are not — the opponent who outplayed you is a free coach for exactly the skill you are missing.

Ragdoll Football — questions from the ranks

What does it cost to play Ragdoll Football?

Nothing at all. The mission is free from the first order to the last — no sign-up, no download, no paid tier guarding the good levels. The advertising around this page is what keeps the board free.

What sort of mission is Ragdoll Football?

Ragdoll Football is filed in our Multiplayer theatre. Like every operation on this board, it is a browser game — read the briefing above for the publisher's own account of what you are deploying into.

Can I run Ragdoll Football on a phone or tablet?

Yes. It plays in the browser on phones and tablets exactly as it does on a computer. It is built wide, for a landscape screen — rotate a phone sideways, or give it a tablet or monitor to stretch out on.

Do I have to install anything before playing?

No installation of any kind. Ragdoll Football is an HTML5 game: press the launch button and it loads on this page, and closing the tab leaves nothing behind.

After-action

Mission complete, or still pinned down? The full Multiplayer theatre is one click away — Other people are the content. One hundred and thirty-six operations where the opposition has a pulse, a username and no intention of letting you win politely.